I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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