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I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
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come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
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this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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