whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
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