Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
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CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
Can I color on your dick again?
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So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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