Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
The best revenge is premature balding
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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