that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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