Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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