i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
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Wipe that smile off your face.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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