p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
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So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
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I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
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