I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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