No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
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My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
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He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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