you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
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were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
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I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
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