Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
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