Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
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