i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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