At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
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