And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
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Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
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Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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