If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
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Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
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No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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