even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
