If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
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Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
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She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Please don't give away my fajitas
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