Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
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he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
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Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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