Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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