he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
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