He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
you never un-have a 4some
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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