she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
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I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
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I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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