i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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