My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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