You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
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im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
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I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
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