how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Randomize
