I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
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lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
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Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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