In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
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First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
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she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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