She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
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