No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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