Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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