I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
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Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
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Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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