Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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