In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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