we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
only you would photoshop your dick
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Randomize
