You really coming over, don't trick.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
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