A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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