I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
Come see our sink grown plant.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
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..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
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Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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