..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
