All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
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