It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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