I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
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Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
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Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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