Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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