She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
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Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
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If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
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Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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