i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
You've changed since you got that strap on
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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