There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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