Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
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He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
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Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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