He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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