I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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