so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
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If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
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I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
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