She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Sorry about my life...
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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