I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
being pregnant is like rehab
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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