I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
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I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
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I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
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