I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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