Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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